uriels:

fairly certain that my physics textbook snapchats are my greatest achievement in life

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officialdogblog:

autoplay rhymes with not okay and i think that says something

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horse-ebook:

i found out about that burn blog posting everyone’s ‘nudes’ 

and i was gunna submit a horse as me because of my url

so i googled naked horse

horses are always naked

im so stupid i hate myself

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cayde:

going from “i just want to cuddle up and be cute” to “i want to rip your clothes off and pin you against the wall” takes me approximately 0.94 seconds

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luxio:

tries to do things: becomes overridden with anxiety

doesn’t do things: becomes overridden with anxiety

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brokenhalelujah:

i want a scene where all the teenagers are discussing the virgins theory with chris and stiles says that he’s the only one of them in danger and chris says “and allison” and they all stay silent and chris shoots scott multiple times with normal bullets

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halequeens:

/sighs happily. he’s perfect.

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bryanthephotogeek:

Samantha Bee is a role model. 

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taurusinthetardis:

You know what? I’m going to do an experiment.

I’m going to leave this track here, completely unmarked, and tag it with everything I can. If you like it, reblog it, give it some notes. If you don’t, ignore it and move on with your life. I’ll tag it with a bunch of fandoms, so people can hear it.

Just out of curiosity. Press play and see what happens.

I’ll give you one hint: I consider it beautiful.

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edgur:

rumour:

do i have low self esteem or am i ugly

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starllex:

How Not To Offend Anyone:

Do not say anything about anything.

Ever.

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lazycookies:

*rubs eyes*

*remembers i’m wearing eye makeup*

*scREAMS*

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caseyanthonyofficial:

caseyanthonyofficial:

I just started seeing a new girl and I have to say I like her a lot and I probably will be with her for a very long time

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Haha thanks I cant even believe how lucky I am it took me completely by surprise.

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What’s your favourite pairing? (+)

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